MenFilm & TV
Moose Mug Eggnog Green Knit
Green and teal with snowflake bands, trees and the famous moose-shaped eggnog glass from the classic holiday comedy. A …
Jumper season is coming
Find a Christmas jumper that makes the whole room grin
Hand-picked festive knits and sweatshirts, each described in our own words, from cosy Fair Isle to flashing reindeer. Browse, pick a favourite and pop over to our partner shop to check sizes and prices.
This week's sleigh-load
Featured jumpers
MenCouples & family
Todd and Margo Faces Couples Pair
Two charcoal sweatshirts with cartoon faces in Santa hats: one asks about the wet carpet, the other replies with the fa…
MenLight-up & sparkle
Light-Up Bigfoot Red Fair Isle Jumper
Red with a busy white Fair Isle pattern, a navy yoke and a shaggy Bigfoot wrapped in a string of LED lights. Monster-hu…
MenFilm & TV
Why Is the Carpet All Wet Red Knit
A red jumper with green cuffs, busy white Fair Isle motifs and the famous film line in big white knit letters, plus a t…
MenFunny
Hairy Chest Plumber Overalls Print
A denim dungaree print over a hairy chest wrapped in fairy lights, with spanners and pipes in the pockets and a persona…
KidsFunny
Kids' It's Lit Tree Black Knit
A black children's jumper with red trim, a decorated tree topped by a golden star, strings of chunky bulbs down the sle…
MenWomen
Singing Kittens Pine Branch Sweatshirt
An all-over photo print of pine needles and snowflakes with a gang of wide-mouthed kittens in Santa hats, apparently be…
KidsFunny
Kids' Dabbing Pizza Slice Green Knit
Bright green with snowflakes and a pizza slice in a Santa hat and sunglasses striking a dab. Daft and delightful for pi…
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How it works
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Filter by men, women, kids, couples, light-up, film and TV or just plain funny. Every jumper with a write-up has been looked at and described by us.
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You'll go to the matching page at our partner shop, Ugly Christmas Jumpers, which shows the current price, size options and a link through to Amazon.
Check the size chart
Novelty jumpers vary a lot in fit. Our size guide explains what to measure before you order.
Big on laughs
Funny favourites
MenFunny
Gingers Are for Life Stocking Sweatshirt
Green and red chevrons around a stocking in a circle and the proud line that gingers are for life, not just for Christm…
MenFilm & TV
Biker Waistcoat Print Red Sweatshirt
Printed with a black leather-effect biker waistcoat, studs, a bell badge and a gingerbread patch, over red snowflake sl…
KidsFunny
Kids' Santa Riding a Dinosaur Sweatshirt
Red and green Fair Isle with a white hem and Santa sitting astride a green dinosaur decked out in tree lights. Two favo…
MenCouples & family
I Don't Know Margo White Sweatshirt
A clean white sweatshirt with a small knit-style panel of trees and reindeer around the famous film line in green. A qu…
Read before you jingle
Jumper guides
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A short history of the Christmas jumper
From Fair Isle to fancy dress: how a humble knit became a December uniform.
Read the guide → 💝Christmas Jumper Day explained
What the Save the Children fundraiser is and how schools and offices take part.
Read the guide → 📏How to pick the right size
Measure once, order once: sizing tips for online jumper shopping.
Read the guide → 🎉Christmas jumper party ideas
Contests, games, swaps and snacks for a woolly get-together.
Read the guide →Why a Christmas jumper?
Few items of clothing do as much work as a Christmas jumper. It keeps you warm on a frosty walk, breaks the ice at the office party, stars in the family photo and gives everyone at the table something to talk about. Some are beautifully knitted Fair Isle classics you'll wear every winter; others flash, jingle or tell a joke that only your friends will get. Both are exactly what December is for.
We started this site to make choosing one more fun. Instead of wading through endless keyword-stuffed listings, you get a tidy showcase with our own honest descriptions, clear labels for jumpers that are better suited to grown-up company, and guides on sizing and party planning. When you find the one, the button takes you to our partner shop to check the details.